Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
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