Pants 0. Shit 1.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
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