Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Watching her eat just hurts me
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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