also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Randomize
