Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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