You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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