Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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