She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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