dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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