epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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