..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
