Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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