Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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