STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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