Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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