i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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