you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
We had to coat check the pizza.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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