He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
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