Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Randomize
