Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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