i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
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