haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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