she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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