We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
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