ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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