physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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