Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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