that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
Randomize
