The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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