I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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