But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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