My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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