I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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