i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
operation have a gay friend backfired
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
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