On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
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