Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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