We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
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