you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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