I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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