She tied me up with her honor cords...
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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