problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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