His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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