I want to have your abortion
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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