Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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