there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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