I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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