did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I seem to have left my pride at pride
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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