I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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