hotel room ftw
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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