Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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