Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
We don't watch enough power rangers
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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