well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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