she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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