He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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