Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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