I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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